Doctor, Doctor give me the news!

Hentai nurse Doctors in Japan are increasingly being called upon to treat people who are getting carried away with sexual experimentation.

According to this article (which originally appeared in the Mainichi Daily News), doctors tell of a woman getting a glass rod thermometer lodged in her urethra, a man with a metal band wrapped tightly around his member, vaginal specula being used as sex tools, and people requiring their assistance to remove everything from including mini vibrators, to old used condoms, light bulbs, vegetables, eggs, cigarette filters, and dry cell batteries from various body cavities.

Doctors blame the trend on the easy availability of adult entertainment, which has caused young people to start experimenting at an earlier age.

12 Responses to “Doctor, Doctor give me the news!”

Anonymous Said:

Suddenly, I’m rethinking a medical career.

Anonymous Said:

I concure!

Though, I blame all men for this problem! If men were to be more around women sexually this problem would not occur!

Anonymous Said:

you forgot to mention the cellphones that some J girls were found sticking up their YKW’s and had to go to hospital to get them removed. seems it was sexplay with boyfriends gone wacky!

keitai sex? omigods!

Diamondback Said:

cellphones that some J girls were found sticking up their YKW’s

What? They put the thing in vibrator mode, insert, and hope someone calls?

Anonymous Said:

This stuff is probably as old as the hills, everywhere in the world.

I remember hearing a story in the late 60s about a guy who went to the hospital to have a pickle jar removed from his rectum.

He told the doctors he had been sitting on it in the bathtub and it slipped.

An olive jar I can sort of picture, but a pickle jar?

Kam Said:

All this s**t is a load of crap!

Billy Said:

That sick japanese must be crazy

curious curiousity Said:

that is wrong i blame h games and people who create them

Anonymous Said:

i blame communism for no reason….:twisted:

Anonymous Said:

it was me

horny Said:

wow im getting horny

that is SO sexy

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