There’s no place like home. . . There’s no place like home. . .

Kazumi Kitagawa In 2003, Kazumi Kitagawa jumped from a ferry while on a sightseeing tour to China and swam across the Yalu River into North Korea to seek asylum.

Now after only two years in one of the last workers’ paradises remaining in the world, Kitagawa is back in Japan declaring a newly rediscovered love for her motherland.

Kitagawa’s defection to the North was the first by a Japanese since the hijacking of a Japan Airlines jetliner by nine Japanese to Pyongyang in 1970.

Ms. Kitagawa, who also was once a member of the Aum Shinrikyo cult that conducted a nerve gas attack in the Tokyo subway system 1995, apparently became disenchanted with North Korea due to her cold hotel room, the constant surveillance by guards, and the lack of Japanese cosmetics, clothes and snacks.

As everyone can see, Ms. Kitagawa is a very attractive woman. But watching her being interviewed on the news tonight, the poor woman comes off being as crazy as a loon.

——————– UPDATE 11/05/05
I caught some of the Saturday morning news-of-the-week shows that covered Krazy Kazumi’s Excellent Adventure. One of them noticed that everytime she appeared in front of a camera, the same middle-aged man was standing next to her. During an interview with him, the man identified himself as the president of a talent agency. He admitted that his company had paid 20 million yen to the North Korean government to cover Kazumi’s hotel and other living expenses during her two year stay there.

When asked how the company expected to get its money back, the man admitted that they would be trying to promote her so she can earn money.

10 Responses to “There’s no place like home. . . There’s no place like home. . .”

Anonymous Said:

You’be got an Aum Shinrikyo cult member and you’re expecting sane behavior?

“It was horrible! No Shisedo! No Pocky!”
ROFL!

Rosann Said:

I’m not sure I agree with the “attractive” part, but she does look loony.

Butch Said:

Too bad Jenkins couldn’t have done the same thing when he sobered up and figured he’d screwed up.

Another lesson to the young that there are no repercussions for bad judgement.

Asahara Shoko Said:

Yes, it’s me, Asshara, in person, imputting from my cell at Kosuge Prison, aka the Tokyo Detention House, where I can hear the birds singing every morning of the week.

Look, all my Aum people were loony to begin with, and this lass was just another goofball, LOST IN TRANSITION girl from pre-war Japan to post-war Japan. She never made it back to reality.

As for me, I still rule the world. Even here in Shibamata! Cold prison cell. No cosmetics for me, too. But do you hear me complain? No way. I am the truth and the Aum way. Amway. Whatever.

Simon World Said:

Daily linklets 4th November

How is China a Confucian or Socialist society? Seven headlines, one story – the spectrum of Hong Kong's newspapers. Turns out even defectors to North Korea don't like it. Rethinking Chinese virility tonics. And sub-standard sex products in Chi…

tan-tan Said:

Newly rediscovered love for your motherland? Too late for that. She’s a spy! Hang her!

kushibo Said:

This woman will write a book about her experience and make a lot of money.

tangauray Said:

disenchatned due to a cold hotel room and lack of cosmetics?:roll: good lord..

JP Said:

Just a publicity stunt?

Check out the update above that reveals how Krazy Kazumi’s Excellent Adventure may have been just a publicity stunt!

Japundit » Remember Kazumi Kitagawa? Said:

[...] She is the ex-Aum Shinrikyo whack job who, as reported on Japundit, jumped from a ferry board while on a sightseeing tour to China and swam across the Yalu River into North Korea to seek asylum. Then after only two years in one of the last workers’ paradises remaining in the world, Kitagawa tired of her cold hotel room, constant surveillance by guards, and a lack of Japanese cosmetics, clothes and snacks and decided to come back to Japan. [...]

Leave a Reply

Design: Dao By Design | Powered by WordPress