Different strokes for geeky folks

Mens SOM Wondering what to get the man in your life for Christmas?

Check out this new robot called the Men’s SOM.

This “handy” little electric device has a variable speed motor that moves the hand up and down. The speed controller is shaped like a wand, which also serves as a vibrator.

The Men’s SOM comes with a special soft polyvinyl chloride insert that can be removed for cleaning as required, and lubricating lotion.

Click here to see a movie of the Men’s SOM Hand Type device in action.

In addition to the Men’s SOM Hand Type, there is also a Men’s SOM Rocket Type, shown below.

Blast off!

To see a page for the Men’s SOM Hand Type click here, or click here to see a page for the Men’s SOM Rocket Type (NSWF, Japanese only).

Inspired by Tokyo Times

9 Responses to “Different strokes for geeky folks”

Google Nazi Said:

That thing is tiny! Is that a 3 inch helper do hicky or is the proportion thing just different? no.. it really is for Tiny guys lol (and lonely at that) hehe

Anonymous Said:

i think it’d be too loud. every time the neighbors hear that distinctive sound, they can shout derisive statements that would kill the mood.

chinese Said:

damn perverts.

Silly me Said:

MUHAHAHAHA! Those crazy Japanese!! :lol:

ameribaka Said:

tiny technology for tiny peepees

awesomedude Said:

cool

Fiore M Said:

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH! SO funny! HAHAHAHA!

Weiser_Cain Said:

First thought: stroke’s too short
Second thought: it’s japan stupid.
Third thought: Who’s got cleanup duty for this thing?

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