Risque Japanese action figures

I was strolling through Geek Town, Akihabara in downtown Tokyo where geek is chic and dork is bork. Amongst the myriad stores bulging with electronic doodads, gizmos, and whatdahellisdats I stumbled upon several stores offering the titillating (with emphasis on “tit” ) plastic fun of action figures that I never saw under any Christmas tree when I was a wee one – and its probably just as well all things considering.

Here are some of the rather risque action figures I saw for sell in non-porn affliated stores.

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Ah, yes the ubquitous school girls in their short, short sinfully short skirts with a maid friend of theirs

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S&M Action figures put you in the box

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Goth French Maid Action Figure ready to serve you at only 500 Yen

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A collection of sweety-kins in their undergarments

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School Girl Action Figure with standard huge bust

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Daffy super heriones – one who has the slit of her dress in the front rather than the side

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Somebody’s imagination ran wild here

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Life-size School Girl Action figure for only 300,000 Yen (nearly $3000). Why anyone would want or need a life-size school girl action figure is too naseusating to even contemplate. Best to just move on. . .

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Big-Busted Super Herione. Saving the World by creating embarrassing erections in the criminal underworld

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Whoa, nellie!

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A demure maid waiting for geek cliente at her Maid Cafe

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Now this is just going into the realm of Wrong. . .

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Now this isn’t a suggestive position. Not at all.

7 Responses to “Risque Japanese action figures”

alexpappas Said:

I remember those SOOO well when I was in Akihabara. I almost bought one to give to my boss and thought better of it.

The strange thing about these, is that girls find them cute! Seriously, I asked my wife why they would sell these and she said that girls thought they were cute also! I told her I thought these would just be for pervert guys and she said that some of them were. But the maid uniforms for instance were cute (kawaii) and a sign of female power… I nearly fellover when I heard that.

ppayne Said:

The scary thing is, I know not only what store this is, but what floor you took the pictures on.

alexpappas Said:

Ha ha! Thats funny Pete. :wink:
I think I know the store also. Its the place that has a video shop on the first floor and a life size statue of one of the evangelion characters on the 4th floor. I think its the collectables store near Ueno Station.. Maybe no?

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