Inhale This
I took my mother to a pulmonary specialist in the US because we thought it would be a good idea to have her medical records in one country. The doctor, a very sharp woman of Chinese descent, found out that my mother had had medical care in Japan.
“What kind of medicine are you taking? What’s in it? I can’t treat you if I don’t know what you are doing!” she scolded us sharply. We were mollified. We felt terrible. We didn’t mean to be such disorganized and haphazard patients. It’s just that medical care is expensive and a pain in the US. I mean, you know what they say. It’s great care if you can get it. But you have to be able to afford it.
My mother took out her inhaler and the doctor eyed it suspiciously. “Do you even know what’s in that thing?” she sighed, enormously frustrated.
So, my mother and I huddled together and tried to read the contents, carefully pronouncing the ingredients as they were written in katakana. The doctor took notes. Her expression began to soften after we had agreed upon the third medication.
“Wait. All that in one inhaler.” She stopped taking notes. “But, that’s amazing! My patients have to have three inhalers sometimes! It’s puff, puff, puff!”
There was a small moment in which I felt the tension dissipate.
Then the doctor grumbled. “Well. Of course. It’s a Japanese inhaler.”
“And very nicely packaged too!” I offered.
Its true, Japanese medicine can be pretty amazing stuff. There are these small black (tiny balls) that you take if you’ve been drinking too much. I swear they are miraculous. Feeling nausious due to way too much alcohol? Hang over? Take a few of these with water and sleep. In no time, your a hundred percent… If only I knew what it was called… ugh
October 12th, 2006 at 12:13 amAlex, you MUST find out what those are called…
October 12th, 2006 at 12:24 amThen perhaps link to a product pic somewhere on the net.
Its called Kampo I think and it comes in a small bottle and looks like small black pellets.It tastes awesful so your supposed to swallow them with NO chewing. But I garuntee it will work.
October 12th, 2006 at 2:27 amOh! I’ve taken the little pellets too, though my mother gives them to me when I tell her that I’m not feeling well (jet lag, insomnia, whatever). I’ll ask her. If they are the same little balls as yours, then they aren’t just for drinking too much. And yes, I agree, they work.
October 12th, 2006 at 4:01 amSad to say this, but Japanese pharmacology practices are nowhere near as “advanced” as those you might experience in the US or Canada.
I developed asthma at age 32 while living in Japan (“adult-onset” asthma like mine is fairly common). I was given two inhalers and two different kinds of pills to take each day.
After relocating to Canada, I have been prescribed one inhaler for daily use, plus a “rescuer” inhaler – ventalin – that is only supposed to be used in emergencies, because it destroys the lining of your lungs.
Although Kampo is great, it is also extremely expensive, and I can’t recommend the Japanese medical system all that much.
October 12th, 2006 at 4:14 amAccording to this, kampo is a generic term for herbal Chinese medicine. Is there a specific thing that these little miracle balls are supposed to be?
October 12th, 2006 at 5:48 am