Carols for a Japanese Christmas: #1

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me – ke-ki and a KFC.

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me –

Nothing. Take the decorations down and go back to work.

2 Responses to “Carols for a Japanese Christmas: #1”

alexpappas Said:

Sad and so true. But at least there is sex involved because all Christmas is in Japan is a suped up version of Valentines day…

There’s a good stocking stuffer joke to be made here but I’ll let it go.. It’s far too crass! :oops:

remora Said:

well there certainly won’t be any andy-pandy partridge in a pear tree..boyo!!

(maybe some lemon & limes and 5 fingers working overtime).

:shock:

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