A few questions:
Does it also recharge the hello kitty vibrator? And have pre set alarm times for petting the kitty? And since Hello Kitty is cracking into the MP3 field, when is she going to be wed to Mr Napster, the other lovable cat? (perhaps she already has all she needs) And more relevantly, when is Hello Kitty going to deversivy their product line from crap to fill a Japanese women’s apartments to other high growth industries:

like the energy sector,

or the defense agency (nothing would show Kim who’s boss quite like being faced down by missile defense systems, naval ships, and aircraft, covered in pictures of the only thing more souless than him this side of hell),

the car industry (nothing would quite emasculate the American car companies quite like the advent of yet another Japanese car company, who despite being totally lame, still makes better cars),

or while Hello Kitty is still dipping in the sex industry, why not go all the way and start their own porn studio…wait…scratch that one…some thing just doesn’t sound right about Kitty porn…when looking at previous articles perhaps Japan already has problems with such things