No s**t
In England, signs that prohibit you from doing something are invariably stern affairs promising pain and a pecuniary punch.
In Japan, of course, it’s a little different. There’s no place for stern where instead kawaii will do the job just as well, if not better.
I don’t know how true this is for other parts of Japan, but in the town where I live, rather than prescribe anything as harsh as law, the authorities have decided that a bit of gentle encouragement and a good dose of kawaii is the route to preventing the populace from permitting their pooches to poo on the pavement.
So without further a-doodoo, I present a selection of the very special signage on display.
First up, and my personal favourite…

He’s just a treasure, isn’t he. His sign simply says “Dog poo prohibited”, while also asking owners to pick up after their dog.

Same headline, but adds “If your dog poos while you’re out for a walk, perhaps you might clear up after him?”
Things threaten to take a turn for the serious with #3…

The happy headline shouts “Let’s take home our dog poo!” while the frowning bulldog himself has no more to say than “Poop!”
Lastly, and I can’t say as I’m too happy about this, number 4…

Using a human. I ask you. Granted, it’s a bug-eyed cartoon human, but a chance missed, I feel. This one urges you to use a little consideration (and a little plastic bag).
Perhaps if your neighbourhood is similarly adorned with straining cartoon canines, you might post some pictures.
IS it just me or does that first dog look like he has a wicked hang over??
“preventing the populace from permitting their pooches to poo on the pavement.”
Wow.. Overoften mate, your writing skills are FANTASTIC! You used more P’s then should be allowed and made it sound great… Damn it man! Your making us all look bad!
ha ha ha
January 19th, 2007 at 12:11 pmI thoroughly enjoy your keen observations, overoften. I think it was you also that reported how Japanese game shows focus more on punishing the losers rather than rewarding the winners — things I’ve never really noticed before. Great work!
January 19th, 2007 at 12:45 pmGlad you both like it. Let me tell you, I got an extremely odd look from Mrs Overoften yesterday morning when I said I was off out to photograph these. It was sort of —–>
, only more so.
January 19th, 2007 at 1:41 pm[...] Overoften from Japundit presents a selection of the very special signage. Oiwan Lam [...]
January 19th, 2007 at 5:37 pmNow, I got why the sign I’d put on my fence did’t work. “kawaii”
January 29th, 2007 at 4:15 pmThanks!
Yeah, you’ll need a cartoon, preferably a small animal. I think a general rule of thumb is the harsher your message, the cuter your animal should be.
January 29th, 2007 at 6:11 pm