Feeling hot hot hot
03/06/2007 @ 4:00 pm
A picture that tells a thousand words. AP reports that a Buddhist monk, pictured above, is walking barefoot over fire for a ritual ceremony called Chichibu fire festival in Nagatoro. The festival is supposed to herald the coming of spring.
Isn’t there a less painful way to herald in the Spring? Photo Courtesy of AFP/Yoshikazu Tsuno.
It is probably just hazing. These Buddhist temples seem like glorified frat houses. Tonight they’ll probably make him take wasabi flavored jello shots of the breasts of a Buddha statue until he passes out, the shave off what remains of his hair and eyebrows, draw crude kanji and phalli on his face with a calligraphy brush, and take turns whacking him in the balls with a paddle. They will then wake him up at 4:00 in the morning, spin him around until he vomits, and send then send him out on a two hour hike to get some munchies from family mart (lining up in to rows with paddles and spanking him again on the way out). One monk will follow him from a distance and after he buys tofu, this monk will rip his robe off and force him to walk home naked with vomit and phalli on his face in morning rush hour.
If he succeeds he will be a monk, if he fails; the other monks will take turns giving him nipple twisters and spitting on him before he must leave.
March 6th, 2007 at 5:46 pmso is he hot on the heels of Spring? or should it be the other way around maybe?….:neutral:
March 7th, 2007 at 3:34 pmhey mon! its Rastaman not Roast-a-Man..why make your bohdi-suffer so much?
Try smokin de herb a little more - instead of yourself!!.
(thats for Tokyoid/overoften…and Brixton!)
tlxtftrf:..most times I’m at sub-light - I can pull it a lot stronger than that..(Full Warp)
March 7th, 2007 at 4:57 pm