Moons over Manhattan

MooniesJapan toilet giant Toto is making a move into the U.S. market with a new advertising campaign that some have dubbed “Moons Over Manhattan.”

A two-story billboard in Times Square graced with the images of human butts decorated with the drawing of a smiling face is meant to tout the pleasures of the Toto washlet, which is already pretty much a standard accoutrement in the modern Japanese rest room.

According to a Toto press release the Toto Washlet “upgrades a standard U.S. toilet to state-of-the-art in personal hygiene. It cleans and dries with aerated water and warm air (both adjustable, via wireless remote, for temperature and strength). While over 17 million have been sold worldwide, the U.S. remains an untapped market.”

No word as to whether any modifications were required in order to adapt the Japanese washlet to American. . . Ummm. . . needs.

Click the image below to find out why Toto thinks clean is better.

Clean is better

Thanks to Mr. Pink.

12 Responses to “Moons over Manhattan”

Natajn Said:

I’m pretty sure no one is going to miss those adds….every time they walk by them. But did you guys visit the link? I don’t know about the rest of you, but when I go to the bathroom I don’t do crossword, call people, or… make shadow puppets. I think I’ll hold on to my nice cold toilet seat thank you. :shock:

TofuUnion Said:

I think the reasons why bidet toilet spread all Japan are:

1. People like it clean,
2. toilet and bath room are separated, and
3. bidet was not wide used in Japan.

By the way, how common is bidet used in north America ?

pat Said:

That Toto site is seriously creepy. Heebie-jeebie level creepy.

The Overthinker Said:

“No word as to whether any modifications were required in order to adapt the Japanese washlet to American. . . Ummm. . . needs.”

When my parents visited Japan they were much taken with the washlets, to the extent of collecting several brochures and thinking about adaptors for power etc. However it turns out that Japanese loos are slightly narrower than Western ones, so they wouldn’t fit.

Mr. T Said:

As much as I love Japanese toilets, I do not see them taking on in the US. Bidet’s are rare in the USA. I’ve seen them in nicer hotels and they do serve a purpose. I think one drawback is when home’s are designed (in the USA), they do not have power close to the toilet itself. I’d get one if it came on the market and fit my American Standard. I must admit, sitting on a warm toilet (to me) is quite startling (at first).

overoften Said:

But there’s nothing quite as ’startling’ as an ice-cold toilet seat!

Natajn Said:

Ice-cold lets you know its ‘fresh’ and no other butts have recently occupied your throne of choice. And as for the US, I have not yet see one of these washlets anywhere myself. It still seems kinda weird to me, having something spray me after I’m done.

Alex Kane Said:

I love these things, I’m going to get one for my apartment in Brooklyn.

Tigger Said:

I don’t quite understand the mechanics of this. Are they saying water sprays on your bits, washing around the dilute remains of your visit, then warm air dries the dilute remains onto your skin?.

How would a person ever feel clean again?. Even if the water was blasting out like a paint stripper.

Seriously, would anyone do a “jobby”, and then step into the shower to wash it off WITHOUT THEIR HANDS OR SOAP, and feel clean?.

I muct be missing something here, I am sure.:neutral:

ppayne Said:

To Americans, a bidet is a French invention, therefore it will go over about as well as quiche. They should call it a “washlet” instead, it will go over better.

ghoti Said:

Er…quiche is a multi-million dollar market in the US.
I agree it will take a change in habits, but it’s something many Americans are ready for, I think.

The Overthinker Said:

“Even if the water was blasting out like a paint stripper”

It is. Be prepared the first time. And you can check efficiency if you like with normal loo paper. It’s remarkably good.

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