Erk!
07/13/2007 @ 12:00 pm
Police investigating a report of a severed head in a parking lot have concluded that a man used an innovative method to end his own life.
According to the authorities, the man tied one end of a rope to a tree and then looped the other end around his own neck. Then he drove off in a car, which caused the rope to slice through his neck and cut off his head, which flew out the back of the car. Police found a suicide note inside the car.
maybe he had terminal Dandruff..who knows! its a hell of a way to get rid of it
July 13th, 2007 at 1:23 pmWhat a very dignified way to go out. And how very thoughtful to leave your severed head lying around for some poor sod to have to clear up. Prat.
July 13th, 2007 at 4:26 pmAnd let this be yet another retort to those who claim the Japanese never have any original ideas.
July 13th, 2007 at 8:14 pmHoly crap. But I’m intrigued. Granted, my crime-solving intellect is more on a par with MisaMisa’s than L’s, but the original article is sadly lacking in details: What kind of rope did he use? Garrotte wire?! I wonder if he meant to just strangle himself? How did he get the car to accelerate fast enough to actually make his head come off? And how did he get the car to continue for when he lost consciousness/died? It can’t be that easy to make your head come off, can it?
Man. Weird. And sad.
July 13th, 2007 at 8:58 pm##
July 13th, 2007 at 9:42 pmTook a very long rope.
Got in his powerful car.
Floored pedal. Job’s done.
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ghoti, definitely not original.
July 13th, 2007 at 11:43 pmThanks for the linkage, Blackbird - I get it now. Leave it to the Americans to explain it in detail.
July 14th, 2007 at 12:44 amgaminette:
July 14th, 2007 at 3:02 amIt’s my understanding in the old days of execution by hanging. The expert executioner had to make sure that the noose is tight enough when they drop through the trap door, it snaps their neck and kills them quickly. If it’s too tight, it could decapitate them. If it’s too loose, it will slowly strangle the condemned to death.
I called the spirits last night and the guy told me it was an accident.
July 14th, 2007 at 4:35 amThank you for the link, Blackbird. Exactly what search terms did you find to come up with that, I wonder?
Very few native born Americans are named Wolfgang, so we’ll likely have to ask the Germans about that bit of inspiration.
Beats hanging yourself in a cheap hotel room, I must say.
July 14th, 2007 at 7:52 amghoti: I also frequent FARK.com. I must credit another Farker who mentioned it happening in his hometown or something.
Either way suicides sucks for someone else. They have to discover your remains and clean you up.
July 14th, 2007 at 10:23 amThat is a very popular wayt to top yourself in rural Australia, according to an ex-flatmate of mine who was a rural firefighter.
They used to get stuck with the job of cleaning up the mess. He said that, surprisingly, the head was usually in their lap, or down by the pedals, and they would still be holding on tight to the steering wheel.

July 14th, 2007 at 11:52 amAwesome!
It’s such a waste when people end their lives in such depressing ways like cutting their wrists or swallowing pills.
If you’re gonna kill yourself, might as well do so in style. If I was going to kill myself I’d probably feed myself to some sharks. At least no one needs to pick up a gross dead body.
July 14th, 2007 at 11:56 am