Hello Kitty vibrator. . . Err. . . massager

Check out this new reincarnation of the Hello Kitty vibrator massager.

Hello Kitty Vibrator

The vibrator massager outfits Hello Kitty in a horse costume that gives it a cute oversized head, a petite, stick like body and 7 small rounded studs on the bottom.

Simply press a button on the side of the head to turn on. A key chain attachment lets you hang it from a bag or backpack as a cool decorative Hello Kitty charm.

Price: $98.00 for a full set of six colors (pink, red, green, orange, blue, and yellow)

Get it here!

6 Responses to “Hello Kitty vibrator. . . Err. . . massager”

The Antenna of Babel Said:

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overoften Said:

Simply press a button on the side of the head to turn on.

Oh if it were that easy.

itobun Said:

As in this song “City Hotel California”?

On the TOMEI highway,
cool wind in my hair
A sweet idea of coitus,
rising up to my mind
Up ahead in the distance,
I saw a shimmering light
My son’s head grew heavy and so hard
I had to stop for the night

Her mind is Tiffany-twisted,
she got it collecting the coupons
She said, ‘We haven’t had pillows here
since we always do six nine’
Then she lit up a candle
and poured me the wax
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say…

Welcome to City Hotel California
the making love place
splashing love to face
Plenty of room at City Hotel California
Any time of year, you can find it here

Mirrors on the ceiling,
The pink rotors were in use
I thought, I had to pay for the extended hours
’cause we stayed here for more than 2
‘Relax,’ said the night man,
You can use ‘the weekday time service’ till 7.
You can checkout any time you like,
With no extra charges!

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