The same enterprising Japanese company has been successfully selling F Cup Cookies, obviously targeting the bon-kyu-bon market, has now come out with an F Cup Tea version (same inflated price). Tokyo Times of course says that this gives a new meaning to the term “tea for two” but goes on to say:

But with both products promising considerable to say the least cup sizes, one can only wonder at what a tendency towards afternoon treats of tea and biscuits could produce. In fact, it may (or indeed may not) be such a fondness that explains the far from natural forms of the rather freakish-looking but unfathomably famous Kano Sisters.

I for one think the Kano Sisters may be too big even though that may be anathema to some. We have already drawn attention to the F Cup Cookies here on Japundit and someone noted that really an “F” cup in Japan is what we would call a “D” cup in the West–still nothing not to aspire to…

But the obvious implication is: what if you had the F Cup tea while having F Cup cookies too and like morning, afternoon, and evening? But–let’s get serious. Does anyone really think that a cup of tea could have these effects? We’re not even sure that drinking a gallon of green tea every day will even offset cancer? Still–the misguided desire is correct.