Asian Women 101

One man’s advice on how to tell women from different East Asian countries apart.

This is part of a multi-chapter series you can see more of here.

Via asian-sirens.com

16 Responses to “Asian Women 101”

Tigger Said:

To me, I find this sort of sterotyping to be very offensive. I realise that wasn’t the guys intent.

Actually, people are not so easily pinned into little boxes.

RYO Said:

Hmmm. The general tone of and much of the vocabulary used in this clip could just as easily be used to describe the differences between breeds of dogs. The producer could also have sped up the pace and introduced a lot more (updated) photos for a more informative comparative presentation.

kaminoge Said:

I agree with Tigger. Not only is this offensive, it’s also just plain stupid.

Is there a typical man who would generalize so broadly about hundreds of millions of women? Yes – a simple-minded loser who can’t fathom the complex natures of human beings.

The Overthinker Said:

This was literally unwatchably bad. I ff’ed through most of it as soon as I grew sick of his slow unrehearsed (and probably unscripted) dialogue, and the conclusions he drew were utter nonsense. Korean women have “sharp” eyes? This sort of amateur nonsense really reinforces the idea that 99% of everything is crud.

anonymous Said:

Chinese women are good at doing laundry, and can fly through the treetops when attacked. They always have pigtails.
Japanese women like to stand next to motorcycles, and tend to shout “banzai!” when they’re mad.
Korean women are, well, you know, that other kind, that’s different. But sexy, ya? Well, I know one when I see one.
99% of “how to tell different kinds of Asians apart” discourse is basically variations on this sort of thing.

The Overthinker Said:

The funny thing is, it IS often possible to tell them apart – but from fashion, not face. For example, Korean make-up style is very distinctive.

overoften Said:

What was his point? Really. What was it?
Every ‘rule’ he makes is tempered by the fact that every rule “has its exceptions”. What he means is he contradicts a lot of his own waffle. What he seems to be saying is that this is case, but you may not find it so. That’s not because I’m talking shit, it’s because of… you know… exceptions. ‘n stuff.
What a lot of tripe. I’m gripped though. I must seek out the other episodes. I must drink from this fountain of wisdom.

feitclub Said:

I would have found this video more tolerable if he managed to speak without taking all those intolerable, meaningless pauses. To paraphrase Gunnery Sargent Hartman from Full Metal Jacket: “He talks like old people fuck.”

The personality stuff was beyond stupid and felt almost racist. Perhaps that’s why he spoke so slowly. It was a ploy to convince people he had no idea what he was saying.

overoften Said:

Oh wait. I got as far as his ‘commercial’.

“So you fall in love with a woman. Not just one woman, but a type of woman.”

Yup. He may be a self-proclaimed expert on the differing characteristics of the women of Asia, but at the end of the day, any ‘Azn’ chick’ll do.

aburioe Said:

Dude, that guy was really, really, really creepy. No more of that, please!

Bakjae Power Said:

LOL to me this struck me as politically correct. Notice that he’s very specific about appearances (has some good points here and there), but the commentary on personality revolves around being quiet, outspoken and sociable.

“I found Chinese women very submissive. They make for excellent housewives and will discipline children with an iron fist”

O no you can’t go there. He was real careful not to say anything of that nature. Or how about -

“The Korean women will drive you nuts with their high pitched whining and incessant cell phone text messaging. Hey, agassi, stop with the all the Jansori! You big gabbo!”

I’d find the video more illuminating if the guy was actually willing to be “offensive” and not gushing about “They’re all great in their own unique way.”

ienkenshi Said:

There’s too many things not to like about this “documentary” and the guy who did it. After checking out his other stuff, you get to see what kind of guy this is. has no skill with video software albeit paint and moviemaker? he’s to dry to be serious but not funny enough to be comedic

Tigger Said:

feitclub. Sensei Gunny Hartman is the font of all wisdom.
But maybe only about killing enemies and being mean to recruits, I think he showed less skill with his “womens business” advice, eh?.

(All these people agreeing with me . . .doesn’t feel right!)

:P

riki Said:

yeah something doesn’t feel right, like some creepy connoisseur of Asian ladies.

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