49-year-old Toshihiro Nagoya, of Nagasaki, was arrested on Sunday night after being discovered in a stranger’s bathtub.

Nagoya told police he sneaked into the house through a back door. The house’s owner, 47, and his wife were in another room and didn’t notice anything until they heard water splashing. Nagoya told police he had been drinking and wanted to take a bath because it was so cold outside.

I would have thought that splashing water about would have been the quietest part of drunkenly breaking into someone’s house, running yourself a bath and diving right in, but apparently not.