The Hairy White Prince writes in to point us to this story that appeared in the New York Post recently.

The report is about a retired math professor from Montreal who almost choked to death at a New York SM club called The Nutcracker Suite.

Police were called in when the man became unconscious and turned blue while wearing a hood and being trussed on a device called “the wheel.” His hands were bound behind him, and he was wearing a leather collar around his neck attached to a rope secured to a hook on the ceiling, nipple clamps, and women’s high heels.

During his “session” at the club the professor was under the care a Japanese “mistress” named Taki Noriko.

This is where things get interesting. The Hairy White Price tells us:

[S]he used to be a student of mine at a famous uni in Tokyo. She told us all she was moving to NYC to be an actress and study film.

Was I shocked to stumbled across this….

Oh my. Her parents must be proud she’s made the news in NYC. Well, luckily the guy survived his ordeal, but he may not be so lucky when he gets back home and faces his wife, who remarked after hearing an account of her husband’s escapades: “Oh, my gosh, I can’t believe this.”