Well, at the risk of contributing to a new hysteria to replace Global Warming…

I’d be very surprised if cell phones and increased radio waves in general didn’t have some effect on us. It is not a matter of dispute that cells are affected by electromagnetism. That’s why I would rather limit my cell phone use.

That said, the world is fraught with real dangers. I doubt that Tibetan monks, for example, are terribly worried about cell phone hazards these days.

So, you keep your phone deep in your pants pocket, Mr. Pink? Just don’t tell me it’s set to vibration mode.

Actually I keep it duct-taped to my ear in hope some extra microwaves might liven up the other brain cell. You mean that ain’t gonna happen? damn!