The living kami

With the arrival of a new male heir for the Chrysanthemum throne, we may see more than a few disparaging comparisons of the Japanese Imperial household and its male-only policy with the royal houses of Europe, which allow females to reign.

Regardless of which gender gets to be the symbol of state in Japan, there’d be one problem with this comparison: it’s inaccurate.

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The fizzling population bomb


Once upon a time, the Japanese used a trite but true formulation to describe their country to foreigners: “Japan is a small, mountainous island country with a high population density and few natural resources.” Those of us who were students of the language or had an interest in the country heard it so often from well-meaning people that it stopped registering.

That’s one reason why I’ve been quietly puzzled for the past few years about the dire warnings in Japan and overseas about the country’s declining population. If you’re serious about that self-introduction, having fewer people around might not be such a bad idea, right?

Well, it turns out I’m not the only one to think so. In George Will’s most recent column about Japan, he quotes two unidentified “senior officials”, and then adds his own comment:

(One senior official) asks, “Why should we increase our population?” …(T)hat is not a foolish question. In 1920 Japan’s population was 56 million. Today it is 127.5 million on a land mass the size of California (population: 36 million) that is three-quarters mountainous. A third official, noting that Japan imports 60 percent of its staple foods, says, “It might be good to have a declining population” of, say, 100 million by 2050.

But that creates another problem: Who pays for all the welfare benefits? Will’s full column, called “Japan’s Wrenching Choices”, is here.

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More than meets the eye at Yasukuni

Two minor events involving Japan’s Yasukuni Shrine seem to have escaped widespread notice. That’s unfortunate, because both may be more important than people realize.

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Geisha blogger

Ichimame is an apprentice geisha working in Kyoto. She started a blog in December that now gets more than 220,000 hits a day.

Those of you who read Japanese can find her blog, called Ichi, here.

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You stop that this instant! You know you’re not allowed to do that!

It seems the Chinese are upset over the Dalai Lama’s visit to Mongolia. Said the Chinese Foreign Ministry:

He is not “a simple or pure religious figure. He is a political exile who undertakes secessionist activities abroad.”

You know, it strikes me that the behavior of the Chinese government sure resembles that of a prune-faced, prissy old nag. They particularly like to complain about the places people visit. They gripe whenever a Japanese prime minister visits a Shinto shrine in Tokyo. They grumble whenever the Dalai Lama visits Mongolia. And they grouse whenever former Taiwanese President Lee Teng-hui goes anywhere, including his college class reunion at Cornell.

What’s next for these busybodies—mandating the color of everyone’s underwear? When are they going to get around to banning rock and roll? After all, they already tell their own people how many children they can and can’t have.

We don’t have to wonder what the Chinese reaction would be if the roles were reversed, because we’ve already heard it many times before. Only in the Chinese case, other countries are usually complaining about more than the comings and goings of Chinese leaders—namely, the massacres at Tiananmen Square, human rights violations throughout the country, tacit support for the lunatics currently ruling Iran, and aid to North Korea, the sole life support system for one of the vilest regimes on the planet.

They’d just get huffy and tell people not to meddle in their internal affairs.

In short, they blend the worst traits of an old biddy with those of a schoolyard bully, and are backed up by a population exceeding one billion.

We’ve all known people like this, and because they relish the role of moralistic scold, they never stop unless someone makes them stop. In China’s case, that is not an enticing prospect.

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Will on Yasukuni

First James Hoagland, now George Will–more of the pundits overseas are starting to get it.

Will’s latest column deals with Yasukuni specifically and Japan’s relationships with its neighbors in general. And like Hoagland, he provides us with another dollop of common sense:

Such as:

But both of Japan’s most important East Asian neighbors, China and South Korea, now have national identities partly derived from their experience as victims of Japan’s 1910-45 militarism. To a significant extent, such national identities are political choices. Leftist ideology causes South Korea’s regime to cultivate victimhood and resentment of a Japan imagined to have expansionism in its national DNA.

And:

Shinzo Abe, a nationalist who is almost certain to replace Koizumi, who is retiring next month, seems inclined to continue something like Koizumi’s policy, and for at least one of Koizumi’s reasons: China should not dictate the actions of Japan’s prime ministers.

Will also includes a fascinating comment from an unidentified “senior Japanese official”:

…(S)peaking about the incessant incursions by Chinese submarines and military aircraft into Japanese sea and air spaces, a senior Japanese official casually made the startling suggestion that China’s regime, like Japan’s regime before the war, does not fully control its military.

The columnist also makes an observation about the real state of relations between Japan and China that is similar to ones I have made here about Japan and South Korea:

But relations other than diplomatic ones are flourishing. China is, after America, the second-most popular destination for Japanese tourists….and in 2004, for the first time since 1945, Japan’s trade with China was larger than with the United States.

Here’s the entire column.

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Common sense

James Hoagland’s latest column is titled, “Remove Germany, Japan from War Probation Status”. It contains more common sense than I’ve seen in one place in several years. To wit:

Germany and Japan have served six decades on global probation. It is time for their neighbors, their citizens and the international community to acknowledge the thorough transformation of the former Axis powers into fully democratic and morally responsible nations.

and…

Prime Minister Koizumi gave China an opening to rake up Japan’s militaristic past last week by visiting the Yasukuni war shrine…But China and other Asian nations are engaged in the pursuit of tactical advantage, not historical truth, in pretending they possess moral superiority over an unreconstructed Japan.

It is the unfinished transformation of China, not of Japan, that is the urgent moral and political question today in Asia. It is China’s military buildup — not Japan’s increased willingness to take on the burdens of global security — that is the destabilizing force today in Asia. Americans and Europeans should not be taken in by Beijing’s flimflammery on the Yasukuni visit.

and…

Japanese membership in the Security Council is a necessary first step toward serious reform of the world body.

The entire column (which also deals with Gunter Grass’s recent admission that he was part of the Waffen SS) is here.

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Here come the boys!

As if China did not have enough in its bowl to deal with in the form of an overheating economy, endemic corruption, and an increasingly unruly population, the British Medical Journal published a report this week revealing that the country’s harsh single-child policy has resulted in a severe gender imbalance of 119 males for every 100 females—a sharp distortion of the naturally occurring 103 to 100 ratio.

What’s the connection? “Experts say Chinese parents have resorted to sex-selective abortion to ensure their child was a boy since the one-child policy was introduced.”

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Funny money

Yuan some of this?
Many people blithely ignore the dense, jargon-filled prose of the financial pages, particularly when the news is about another country’s economy.

But as Thomas Sowell likes to say, reality is not optional, and the reality of the Chinese economy may have serious consequences for people throughout the world–including those of us who stick to the sports pages

The People’s Bank of China raised key interest rates yet again this year—simultaneously for the first time in two years—to try to cool off an economy in danger of overheating and stave off inflation, as this Financial Express article from Bloomberg reports. The article is informative and detailed, though filled with the prose that puts off the general reader. It also parrots the Chinese government’s line that inflation is below 2%.

To discover the real world implications, you might be better off reading this David Frum article from June titled “Trouble Coming to Beijing”. Frum asserts that real inflation is probably more than 7%, which he attributes to the Chinese government’s policy of printing more money to pacify the people.

Sowell’s truism that reality isn’t optional is particularly pertinent for money matters, and Frum spells out some of the difficulties:

Thus far, China’s future looks very like Japan’s recent past. Like China, Japan chased growth in the 1970s and 1980s with an artificially cheap currency…It all came to an end in 1989. The yen rose, real estate values crashed, exports slumped, workers lost their jobs, and the Japanese political system unraveled.

But Japan possessed one great resource China lacks: democracy…China’s press, however, is not free. Chinese scandals (at least those involving the ruling elite) go uncovered. Chinese citizens are offered no peaceful avenue by which to change rulers whose policies fail. Which likely means that China will remain politically stable only so long as its rulers succeed.

So far, those rulers have delivered success…And who know? Perhaps they will continue to succeed. But if and when they fail–expect trouble.

Indeed, the trouble may already have started. The Chinese government reports a rising number of disturbances in the country: 58,000 protests or strikes involving more than 100 people in 2003, 74,000 in 2004, 87,000 in 2005….

Here’s a disconcerting thought: Let’s assume the polls Frum quotes saying that 80% of the Chinese are satisfied with their lives are accurate. That still means 20% of the people are unhappy.

Which means that the population of unhappy people in China is greater than the entire population of Japan.

The current political and economic system in China is based on inherent contradictions. We should all hope the fallout can be contained when the consequences of those contradictions begin to emerge.

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It’s the Do-Re-Mi Popcorn!

Have you ever wanted to play a traditional Japanese koto, but hesitated because:

  • You’d have to learn to read Japanese and decipher the instrument’s unique notational system?
  • It’s not possible to play a koto in a diatonic (do-re-mi) scale?
  • You’d be stuck learning to play such tunes as Kojo no Tsuki and Sakura, Sakura, when you’d rather include pop hits, jazz, and samba in your repertoire?
  • The instrument is too big to lug to somebody’s party and jam in the living room with the guitarists?
  • You’d have to wear a formal kimono and sit on the floor when you play?

Is that what’s bothering you, Bunky?

Well, worry no more, because here’s the Do-Re-Mi Popcorn!

It's the Do-Re-Mi Popcorn!

Yes! You too can learn how to play the new Do-Re-Mi Popcorn using traditional staff notation! It’s two-thirds the size of a traditional koto so you can stick it on a stand and start strumming! Take it to an impromptu street corner session or shred on stage with a band! The Do and So strings are colored green and yellow, letting beginners jump right in! And the Do-Re-Mi Popcorn comes in a wide array of pastel colors!

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As the website states, “Doremi Pop-corn is the poptaste koto flapping to the world. It’s the newest koto with a poptaste breaking the image of frodition. Now, let’s create a sensation Doremi Pop-corn in Japanese music world”!

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(Patent pending)

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