This week Overoften is jumping on bandwagons so you don’t have to.
In a country that loves its fads, the latest sensation to sweep the nation is Billy’s Bootcamp - the series of instructional exercise videos by American fitness expert, martial artist and Tae Bo inventor, Billy Blanks. The ads have been everywhere for months. I was flicking through the channels just the other night and came upon three channels showing the Bootcamp commercial simultaneously. And Billy’s just completed a promo tour in Japan that had him appearing on many prime time shows (and torturing the tarento, which is always entertaining). For many, Bootcamp is the topic of conversation du jour. Families up and down the country are having a go at it. Kids are even doing it in their P.E. lessons at school.
Mrs O and I are not great practitioners of physical exercise. There is sofa space for 7 people in our living room. We enjoy clean mountain air by winding the car windows down. We’ve made a bit of a hobby of comfort. In short, we went soft a long time ago.
But we got a copy of the dvd, and in order to report on the Bootcamp phenomenon, Overoften has put his money where his mouth is, and has submitted to the daily harsh routine of Billy’s tutelage. The first week went something like this.
Day 1
We lasted approximately 15 minutes. I didn’t even break a sweat. Mainly because my creaking muscles gave up all motor functions before I was even warm.
Day 2
I ache all over. But the exercises get yesterday’s lactic acid moving about and today we last 20 minutes.
Day 3
Not in quite so much physical pain this morning, but can’t really say that I’m actively looking forward to beginning the workout today.
Day 4
I can actually feel muscles I haven’t felt for quite a while. Today I break a sweat, something I’m immensely, and rather pathetically, proud of. We’re up to half an hour.
Day 5
This has become a buzz. When Billy shouts “Feel the burn!”, I dutifully comply. This is not, however, Billy’s most feared phrase - that’s “One more set!”, not only because you’re usually hurting quite a bit by the time he says it, but also because he frequently fibs and has you doing two, three, and once even four more sets.
Day 6
I’m bouncing and ready to go this morning. I’ve begun to change shape. As Billy promised, I’m starting to reverse years of hideous neglect in just days.
Day 7
For the first time, we completed the routine and saw the end of the video. I feel like I’ve climbed a mountain. (This is only Basic Training, though. There are 3 more routines…) There are still parts of it I can’t do. Billy can’t train a couch potato to do the splits in just a week. But lasting an hour of full-on working out is a massive achievement for us, and it’s a great way to start the day.