mmmm…jerky

scattered around buddhist temples in the tohoku region of japan there are mummified bodies enshrined in . practitioners of an ancient set of rituals known as shugendô, these monks actually mummified themselves in a prolonged act of asceticism. believing that they could attain enlightenment in a mere ten thousand days (about 8 years, 2 months, and 19 days) by adhering to a strict diet, keeping a strict schedule of meditation and exercise, and slowly poisoning themselves.

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quirky amusement parks of asia

planning a trip with the kids? looking for something a little bit more original than disney? or maybe you want the kids to experience something educational while they’re having fun. well if your visiting japan, korea, china, or vietnam; you might consider the following amusement parks.

probably NSFW

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pumas, fujoshi, and yoai porn cafes…oh my

in what is one of the more disturbing trends in contemporary japan, the maid cafes and other perverted male otaku hang outs have spawned a new branch of cafes for female otaku, ones based one gay comic book porn. that’s right, women who want to indulge their childhood fantasy of young effeminate men dressed in high school uniforms flirting with each other, engaging in oral sex, or brutally anal raping each other finally have an outlet for their fetish.

now if you’re anything like me, your fist reaction to this article might be, oh say, wtf? but apparently in japan’s never ending quest to cater to every possible kink, they have stumbled across a sizable subset of female otaku that just can’t get enough of yoai manga and doujinshi. as a consequence proprietors sensing an opportunity for profit have created bars and restaurants much like the one featured in this article. run by a woman by the name of emiko sakamaki, the place goes by the name of edlestein (named after a yoai comic set in a german high school) and features a staff of young cosmetically enhanced men. according to her and others the market is driven by the atmosphere of female indulgence that has been of which japan has, until this time, been bereft of, combined with the popularity of anime and manga, complicated by the desire for relationships which transcend traditional gender roles, all united by a sample population of young to middle aged single women who appreciate the unparalleled beauty of a fragile young teenager being raped by other men (preferably in groups).

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Fukuda government rocked by lack of scandal

Fukuda - still the Prime Minister after all this timePolitics watchers all over Japan have been shocked by the first week of the new Fukuda administration, which has been completely unmarked by any form of controversy whatsoever.

Even the revolving door at the Ministry of Agriculture appears to have stopped spinning. When asked how the new Agriculture Minister had managed to hold on to the particularly slippery job for over a week, a ministry insider was quoted as saying “He must be lost somewhere in the building.”

“We’ve been watching the exits,” said an anonymous senior journalist, “but the silence is eerie.” After the fireworks of the Abe government, observers are growing suspicious after this week’s lack of resignations. “We can only hope that things settle back in their usual pattern next week, and that the ministerial exodus starts up again,” he added.

With no daily cabinet dismissals to report, the morning news programmes and daily newspapers have been caught on the hop and have had to content themselves with the last resort of reporting international affairs.

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Karoshi Mystery

This familiar scene on Japanese trains appears innocent enough. But it’s not, according to the An Englishman in Osaka blog. Because one of these salarymen is actually dead.

That’s right, on their way home one of these guys drifted into a light sleep before passing peacefully away, moving on to that great office in the sky (where 20-hour working days are the norm).

But, which one? The Englishman in Osaka means to disclose the answer soon–but in the meantime, if you don’t cheat, we can play too! It’s actually kind of hard to say — they all look dead to the world, although I guess one of them is a bit more so.

However, as one of the commenters justly notes (all the comments are pretty amusing): “Dying while sleeping on the train sure beats dying while jumping in front of it. “

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Reading the signs

Synthesis Friendship Terminal

I pass this sign fairly regularly, but I’ve never turned right and visited the Synthesis Friendship Terminal. I can’t begin to imagine what it is. And there’s something about the mystery that I like, so I don’t really want to find out what it is.

But what do you reckon it is?

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A secret city below Tokyo?

The Japan Times has published a story about Shun Akida, a reporter who is investigating the tunnels that lie beneath Tokyo and the possibility that there is are hidden tunnels that are being deliberately concealed from the public.

The bulk of Shun’s book covers the development of the subway system and questions the many inconsistencies between maps of the past and present — even those that were contemporaneous. “Even allowing for errors, there are too many oddities.”

Shun claims to have uncovered a secret code that links a complex network of tunnels unknown to the general public. “Every city with a historic subterranean transport system has secrets,” he says. “In London, for example, some lines are near the surface and others very deep, for no obvious reason.”

Sitting on the Ginza subway from Suehirocho to Kanda, he says, you can see many mysterious tunnels leading off from the main track. “No such routes are shown on maps.” Traveling from Kasumigaseki to Kokkai-gijidomae, there is a line off to the left that is not shown on any map. Nor is it indicated in subway construction records.

The full article can be found here.

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Over-reaction?

Under the headline “11 school kids hospitalized after talking about ghost stories”, the Mainichi reports

Eleven junior high school students suffered hyperventilation and were rushed to hospital after talking about ghosts on a bus during a school trip Saturday afternoon, school officials said.

They are fully conscious and their conditions are not serious.

Yeah, they didn’t die, or fall into comas. Phew!

I’m caught in a dilemma - I can’t believe it’s true, but I can’t believe someone would make it up. This story raised so many WTFs, I don’t know where to start. It wasn’t even after dark, huddled round a candle in a spooky basement - it was in broad daylight in a fire station!

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Christmas comes early

Last week, in Toyota, Aichi prefecture (where else?), an elderly couple were surprised to find a bag containing cash to the tune of ¥3,000,000 in their kitchen. Police reported that an 85-year-old woman came home to find a paper bag containing three bundles of 100 million yen and confectionery in the kitchen, and she phoned the police.

The woman and her 90-year-old husband told officers that the money was not theirs. Local police were “treating the cash as a lost article” (no word on the confectionery, though) and were “searching for its owner.”

The mystery was ’solved’ this week.

According to the police, it was “a gift from a relative”.

“The 59-year-old woman living in Toyonaka, Osaka Prefecture, who is a relative of the 90-year-old man who owns the home, left the money as a token of thanks for supporting her in the past, according to local police.”

Well, fair enough. What says “Thank you” like ¥3 million in cash? When the woman visited them, she found they weren’t in, so just left the dosh on the kitchen table. With no note to explain where it had come from. And when she attempted to phone them later on, she found that she didn’t have the right number.

Can you smell fish? Or is it a rat? She knew them well enough to give them 3 million cash, but didn’t apparently know them well enough (or call them often enough) to have their phone number. As far as the police are concerned though, the story’s convincing. How about Japundit’s readers - do you buy it?

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Whale meat redux

JAPUNDIT reader Joshua Richley kindly sent along this shot of a can of whale meat he found in a small neighborhood grocery in Osaka back in April.

Whale meat

So I guess the whale is out there.

To tell you the truth, the last time I ate whale was many moons ago, in the form of whale steak and frozen whale sashimi. I have never had canned whale meat.

My memory is that it was very good both grilled like a steak and dipped in soy sauce as frozen sashimi. After reading that there is a whale meat glut, I wanted to see if recollections about whale meat are accurate. Unfortunately, I still have been unable to locate any.

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Semper fine

All the news about North Korea these days paints a picture of a NORK military that is a steely-eyed, cold-blooded killing machine. But surfing around the Web for a while has got me wondering just which are the real faces of the NORK military. . . The ones on the left, or the ones on the right?

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Lest we forget

Today is Megumi Yokota’s birthday.

Megumi Yokota

Megumi was was abducted from near her home in Japan by the North Koreans on November 15, 1977 when she was only thirteen and taken to the North for the purpose of training NORK spies so they could pass as Japanese.

Is she still alive or did she commit suicide as claimed by the NORKs?

No one really knows.

What we do know is this. North Korea is no empire. They may not be part of an axis. But there hardly can be any doubt that they are totally evil.

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Dirty Japanophiles?

I ran across a discussion over at Plunge Pontificates concerning the term Japanophile.

Plunge reports that he got into trouble using the term on a website where it was claimed Japanophile is a derogatory term. Plunge says:

I never started using it until those at Japundit were using it and never felt it to be derogatory.

According to Wikipedia (FWIW):

A Japanophile is any person with a strong interest in one or more aspects of Japan or Japanese culture, or a non-Japanese who loves Japan (as the etymology of the word suggests). The word is occasionally used in a derogatory manner to denote a person with a (perceived) obsessive interest with Japan.

Is Japanophile really a derogatory term or is it just perceived as such by people who dislike Japan much that they perceive interest in its culture as being inherently unhealthy?

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Japan teens practicing safer sex?

A recent survey by MTV Japan indicates that teenagers here are safer in their sexual practices than those in their 20s.

Over 70 percent of teenagers surveyed by a satellite television broadcaster said they use condoms whenever they have sex.

In comparison, less than half of those in their late 20s surveyed by MTV Japan Inc. responded that they use condoms when they have sex.

According to the survey 84% of the teens learned about AIDS in health class at school, and 63% said they got information from TV. Conversely, 90% of those in their 20s learned about AIDS from TV.

When asked if they consider the risk of HIV infection when they have sex, 74 percent of the teenagers responded in the affirmative while only 37 percent of those in their late 20s said so, demonstrating a wide perception gap on sexually transmitted diseases between teenagers and those in their 20s.

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Serial butt slasher strikes in Tokyo

A man and a woman became victims of a serial butt slasher in Tokyo’s Shinjuku Station recently. The two individuals discovered that their buttocks had been slashed while waiting for a train on a crowded platform shortly after midnight.

Neither of the two victims is in a serious condition. Local police suspect that the same person is responsible for both cases, and are searching for the culprit.

At around midnight, a man suddenly felt pain in his buttocks after getting off a Chuo Line train bound for Takao from Tokyo onto Platform No. 10 at Shinjuku Station, investigators said. He noticed that he was bleeding from his behind and reported the incident at a police box near the station.

About 10 minutes later, a woman waiting for a Yamanote Line train on Platform No. 13 also had her bottom slashed. They received treatment at a nearby hospital.

Japan’s trains are notorious for gropers who target young women on crowded commuter trains.

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What is it?

While running around the local department store the other day in search for some Janglish with which to grace these pages, I came across this. . .

Smiling faces

Now, if you can tell what this is without peeking, you’re a lot sharper than I.

If you can’t, click here to see what it is.

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Feline felon cleared

We are pleased to report to all you cat lovers out there that you will Pretty kitty now be able to go to bed at night without worrying whether you will be waking up in the morning with all of your appendages attached.

It seems that an animal protection group is questioning last week’s claims by care facility staff that an 88-year-old woman had the toes of her right foot chewed off by a cat.

A representative of the group says cats do not have a taste for human toes and that their teeth are not strong enough to bite through human bones.

According to police, who still have not come up with any theory about what caused the woman’s injuries, all the toes on her right foot up to the first joints were gone, and parts of her bones were missing.

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Nice little kitty

Whats for dinner? Officials at a nursing home in Saitama, Japan suspect that a cat chewed the toes off the foot of an 88-year-old woman as she slept.

After the victim’s roommate alerted officials early in the morning hours, they found the elderly woman, who suffers from senile dementia, bleeding from her feet. Closer inspection revealed that all the toes on the right foot were missing, along with telltale cat paw prints on the floor.

Health officials later captured a cat that lives in the compound of the nursing home, which had blood around its mouth.

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Separated at birth?

Yon Sama Harry Potter

Yon-sama (Bae Yong Joon) and Harry Potter. . . separated at birth?

You be the judge.

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From Ikebukuro, with love

Endgadget is reporting that the mysterious looking briefcase shown below was found recently on the sidewalk in Ikebukuro, Tokyo.

From Ikebukuro with love

I wonder if someone checked it out for a hidden knife, exploding tear gas canister, collapsible AR-7 sniper rifle with infrared scope, and 50 gold sovereigns hidden in the spine. . .

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