mmmm…jerky

scattered around buddhist temples in the tohoku region of japan there are mummified bodies enshrined in . practitioners of an ancient set of rituals known as shugendô, these monks actually mummified themselves in a prolonged act of asceticism. believing that they could attain enlightenment in a mere ten thousand days (about 8 years, 2 months, and 19 days) by adhering to a strict diet, keeping a strict schedule of meditation and exercise, and slowly poisoning themselves.

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quirky amusement parks of asia

planning a trip with the kids? looking for something a little bit more original than disney? or maybe you want the kids to experience something educational while they’re having fun. well if your visiting japan, korea, china, or vietnam; you might consider the following amusement parks.

probably NSFW

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pumas, fujoshi, and yoai porn cafes…oh my

in what is one of the more disturbing trends in contemporary japan, the maid cafes and other perverted male otaku hang outs have spawned a new branch of cafes for female otaku, ones based one gay comic book porn. that’s right, women who want to indulge their childhood fantasy of young effeminate men dressed in high school uniforms flirting with each other, engaging in oral sex, or brutally anal raping each other finally have an outlet for their fetish.

now if you’re anything like me, your fist reaction to this article might be, oh say, wtf? but apparently in japan’s never ending quest to cater to every possible kink, they have stumbled across a sizable subset of female otaku that just can’t get enough of yoai manga and doujinshi. as a consequence proprietors sensing an opportunity for profit have created bars and restaurants much like the one featured in this article. run by a woman by the name of emiko sakamaki, the place goes by the name of edlestein (named after a yoai comic set in a german high school) and features a staff of young cosmetically enhanced men. according to her and others the market is driven by the atmosphere of female indulgence that has been of which japan has, until this time, been bereft of, combined with the popularity of anime and manga, complicated by the desire for relationships which transcend traditional gender roles, all united by a sample population of young to middle aged single women who appreciate the unparalleled beauty of a fragile young teenager being raped by other men (preferably in groups).

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Fukuda government rocked by lack of scandal

Fukuda - still the Prime Minister after all this timePolitics watchers all over Japan have been shocked by the first week of the new Fukuda administration, which has been completely unmarked by any form of controversy whatsoever.

Even the revolving door at the Ministry of Agriculture appears to have stopped spinning. When asked how the new Agriculture Minister had managed to hold on to the particularly slippery job for over a week, a ministry insider was quoted as saying “He must be lost somewhere in the building.”

“We’ve been watching the exits,” said an anonymous senior journalist, “but the silence is eerie.” After the fireworks of the Abe government, observers are growing suspicious after this week’s lack of resignations. “We can only hope that things settle back in their usual pattern next week, and that the ministerial exodus starts up again,” he added.

With no daily cabinet dismissals to report, the morning news programmes and daily newspapers have been caught on the hop and have had to content themselves with the last resort of reporting international affairs.

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Karoshi Mystery

This familiar scene on Japanese trains appears innocent enough. But it’s not, according to the An Englishman in Osaka blog. Because one of these salarymen is actually dead.

That’s right, on their way home one of these guys drifted into a light sleep before passing peacefully away, moving on to that great office in the sky (where 20-hour working days are the norm).

But, which one? The Englishman in Osaka means to disclose the answer soon–but in the meantime, if you don’t cheat, we can play too! It’s actually kind of hard to say — they all look dead to the world, although I guess one of them is a bit more so.

However, as one of the commenters justly notes (all the comments are pretty amusing): “Dying while sleeping on the train sure beats dying while jumping in front of it. “

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Reading the signs

Synthesis Friendship Terminal

I pass this sign fairly regularly, but I’ve never turned right and visited the Synthesis Friendship Terminal. I can’t begin to imagine what it is. And there’s something about the mystery that I like, so I don’t really want to find out what it is.

But what do you reckon it is?

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A secret city below Tokyo?

The Japan Times has published a story about Shun Akida, a reporter who is investigating the tunnels that lie beneath Tokyo and the possibility that there is are hidden tunnels that are being deliberately concealed from the public.

The bulk of Shun’s book covers the development of the subway system and questions the many inconsistencies between maps of the past and present — even those that were contemporaneous. “Even allowing for errors, there are too many oddities.”

Shun claims to have uncovered a secret code that links a complex network of tunnels unknown to the general public. “Every city with a historic subterranean transport system has secrets,” he says. “In London, for example, some lines are near the surface and others very deep, for no obvious reason.”

Sitting on the Ginza subway from Suehirocho to Kanda, he says, you can see many mysterious tunnels leading off from the main track. “No such routes are shown on maps.” Traveling from Kasumigaseki to Kokkai-gijidomae, there is a line off to the left that is not shown on any map. Nor is it indicated in subway construction records.

The full article can be found here.

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Over-reaction?

Under the headline “11 school kids hospitalized after talking about ghost stories”, the Mainichi reports

Eleven junior high school students suffered hyperventilation and were rushed to hospital after talking about ghosts on a bus during a school trip Saturday afternoon, school officials said.

They are fully conscious and their conditions are not serious.

Yeah, they didn’t die, or fall into comas. Phew!

I’m caught in a dilemma – I can’t believe it’s true, but I can’t believe someone would make it up. This story raised so many WTFs, I don’t know where to start. It wasn’t even after dark, huddled round a candle in a spooky basement – it was in broad daylight in a fire station!

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Christmas comes early

Last week, in Toyota, Aichi prefecture (where else?), an elderly couple were surprised to find a bag containing cash to the tune of ¥3,000,000 in their kitchen. Police reported that an 85-year-old woman came home to find a paper bag containing three bundles of 100 million yen and confectionery in the kitchen, and she phoned the police.

The woman and her 90-year-old husband told officers that the money was not theirs. Local police were “treating the cash as a lost article” (no word on the confectionery, though) and were “searching for its owner.”

The mystery was ’solved’ this week.

According to the police, it was “a gift from a relative”.

“The 59-year-old woman living in Toyonaka, Osaka Prefecture, who is a relative of the 90-year-old man who owns the home, left the money as a token of thanks for supporting her in the past, according to local police.”

Well, fair enough. What says “Thank you” like ¥3 million in cash? When the woman visited them, she found they weren’t in, so just left the dosh on the kitchen table. With no note to explain where it had come from. And when she attempted to phone them later on, she found that she didn’t have the right number.

Can you smell fish? Or is it a rat? She knew them well enough to give them 3 million cash, but didn’t apparently know them well enough (or call them often enough) to have their phone number. As far as the police are concerned though, the story’s convincing. How about Japundit’s readers – do you buy it?

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Whale meat redux

JAPUNDIT reader Joshua Richley kindly sent along this shot of a can of whale meat he found in a small neighborhood grocery in Osaka back in April.

Whale meat

So I guess the whale is out there.

To tell you the truth, the last time I ate whale was many moons ago, in the form of whale steak and frozen whale sashimi. I have never had canned whale meat.

My memory is that it was very good both grilled like a steak and dipped in soy sauce as frozen sashimi. After reading that there is a whale meat glut, I wanted to see if recollections about whale meat are accurate. Unfortunately, I still have been unable to locate any.

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