There’s big trouble and bad smells a-brewing in a quiet residential district around the Kawashima Shotengai (shop district) in Nakano. Shops are going out of business. Residents are virtually sealed inside their homes. Police and city officials say their hands are tied. All because of an angry old man in his fifties who has a strange habit of cooking his own excrement and organic kitchen waste in his garden (Japanese link).
Since his name has not been made public by the Japanese media, let’s just call him Crapman.
The trouble started about two and a half years ago when Crapman started boiling his own excrement and leftover food in his garden, and dumping the vile brew into a one meter square hole he dug in the ground there. Soon a foul smell started to permeate the neighborhood.
Residents tried various countermeasures to cope with the situation. They spread deodorizing agents near the man’s house, the kept their windows closed no matter what the weather, and housewives quit hanging their laundry outside. Some even had double doors installed on their own homes in an attempt to keep the stench out. But nothing could help the small general store located across the street from Crapman’s house, which was forced to close its doors in March of last year. According to the proprietor, kids said the rank odor made them feel sick, so they quit coming.
Authorities powerless
Finally area residents decided to get the authorities involved. Last month they collected 1,000 signatures and petitioned the police, the government of Tokyo, and Nakano Ward officials to do something. But everywhere they went, they got the same answer — there is no law or ordinance that keeps a person from collecting feces in his backyard!
According to officials, everyone perceives smells differently, and so they are powerless to take any action unless the situation is causing bodily harm to another person. Government representatives also told residents that it is difficult to prove that a shop went out of business due to the smells emanating from Crapman’s garden.
Of course, Tokyo environmental protection laws regulate foul odors, but regulations are mainly aimed as businesses and factories. A Nakano Ward official told the residents that they never imagined a scenario where an individual would collect excrement in their garden when formulating the laws.
Last summer and on August 25th of this year, Nakano Ward officials got permission from the Crapman’s relatives to clean out the pit, but each time the old man simply started another feculent pile as soon as the cleanup was done.
A chronic troublemaker
Crapman has been causing problems for his neighbors for years, and some of them think that his latest antics are intended to get back at the neighborhood. When asked by a TV newsperson about his actions, Crapman said, “I don’t think I’m bothering anyone. I don’t have to explain my actions.”
For now, score it Crapman one, residents, police, and city officials zero.
Photos via news.3yen.com
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Longtime JAPUNDIT readers will recall that this is not the first report we have had about a crazed resident terrorizing the neighborhood as police and city officials sat on their hands. Miyoko Kawahara maintained a virtually constant assault on a neighbor for years before reluctant authorities finally arrested her.