One of the more unexpected aspects of living in Japan as an American is the presence of political posters for candidates in the Japan Communist Party.

I’m pretty sure most people don’t think of the words “Japanese” and “Communist” together very often, but the surprising fact is that the JCP is Japan’s second largest minority party, with 400,000 members. Because the Parliamentary system in Japan makes it possible for small political parties to win some representation, there are currently 16 national Diet members who are affiliated with the JCP, something that wouldn’t be possible in the U.S. with our two-party system.

The Japan Communist Party isn’t pushing for the kind of Soviet-era ideas Americans usually associate with Communism — the Japanese are far too conservative politically for that — but they do oppose the special military relationship Japan has with the U.S., as well as any cooperation by Japan’s military with foreign wars, even in a support capacity, as going against Japan’s Constitution.

Supposedly a 1929 novel called Kanikousen (Crab-Canning Ship), which portrays the hard life of workers on a ship at sea, is experiencing a boom among younger readers, which is causing conjecture that larger numbers of young people will consider joining the JCP. On the other hand, this could just be the summer’s short-lived “My Boom,” as something that’s popular with an individual for a short time is called.

Taro Aso, a direct descendant of the great 19th century political revolutionary Toshimichi Okubo, is the brashest and most charismatic prime minister since Jun’ichiro Koizumi (left). But if Koizumi is Elvis (indeed, the only foreign head of state to visit Graceland), then Aso (right) is Edward G. Robinson (middle).

Aso’s got a voice like a tough guy in a Bogart film, too. And he’s already proven himself more than willing to play the heavy with his opponents in the Japanese Diet.

Eugene Woodbury

Well, okay, that was a little misleading. But I couldn’t resist after JP’s last post.

It does seem, however, that Japan’s newly minted minister for tourism and transort, Nariaki Nakayama, had to resign after claiming that:

that Japanese people were “ethnically homogenous” and “definitely … do not like or desire foreigners”.

I was curious to read also that members of the Ainu were particularly disgruntled by this comment. According to reports, Nakayama also refused to retract his statement, claiming he’d rather resign–which he did.

And so we say farewell to yet another Minister of Agriculture. It’s often said there’s a revolving door at the Min of Ag., and it’s really been on a spin recently.

The Shinzo Abe administration saw 3 Ministers. You wouldn’t have thought there was time, but surely there was. Toshikatsu Matsuoka, who committed suicide in May of last year, was succeeded by Norihiko Akagi. He lasted all of 60 days but you’ll remember him as the chap who turned up at a press conference with an unshaven and bandaged face, looking like he’d taken the wrong route home.

Masatoshi Wakabayashi then warmed the Ministry seat for about three weeks before Takehiko Endo took over officially. Mr Endo then made Akagi look like a stayer by resigning after a mere 8 days in office. Mr Wakabayashi was called back for his second stint in a fortnight.

Seiichi Ota took over the reins at the beginning of August. And today he’s decided to take responsibility (as is the ministerly tradition) for the tainted rice scandal by buggering off and doing nothing at all to help clear up the mess. Very noble, I’m sure.

That’s 6 ministers in 16 months if you’ve lost count. At this rate, within a few years, we’ll all get a go at being the Agriculture Minister.

Koichi Toyama, wild and wacky candidate for past Tokyo governor elections of years gone by, has found a new goal in live. . . Becoming President of the United States!

You know, some of the things he says make more sense than some of the “real” candidates. . .

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Prime Minister Yasuo Fukuda has announced his resignation in a brief news conference this evening.

He claimed his government had implemented ground-breaking reforms, but the refusal of the Minshuto (Democratic Party of Japan) to negotiate meant legislative stalemate. He said that “new policies should be pursued under new leadership”.

Looks like Taro Aso’s time has finally come.

This news out of the U.K. is a bit off topic, but it is too good to pass up. . .

People labelled “idiots” and “lunatics” under archaic mental health laws could soon be allowed to stand for Parliament.

Thanks to remora, who said, “Why bother? the old laws never stopped them?”

In any other country (that I’ve lived in, at least) it’d be akin to rearranging the deckchairs on the Titanic, but this is Japan, and the Jimintou (the governing Liberal Democratic Party) are of course the party that the public won’t punish.

Today Prime Minister Fukuda is 10 months into his stewardship, with approval ratings below sea-level (of his G8 chums, only Gordon Brown is less popular, and he’s got one foot in the political grave). I doubt even he believes that a cabinet reshuffle will raise those ratings any, but that’s what we got.

There are 17 spots in the cabinet, and 4 of yesterday’s names remained by tea-time. Kyodo reported

Along with [reappointed Chief Cabinet Secretary Nobutaka] Machimura, Foreign Minister Masahiko Komura, Health, Labor and Welfare Minister Yoichi Masuzoe and Internal Affairs and Communications Minister Hiroya Masuda, who does not hold a Diet seat, were the only ones who remain in Fukuda’s Cabinet.

The big news was of course that Taro Aso returns to the fold as the LDP’s secretary general, the post he briefly held in the Abe administration before that came to an abrupt and unexpected close. Most sources are saying that this is seen as attempting to ‘connect with young voters’. Mr Aso reads comics, you know. Which would certainly be a factor in how I decide to vote, oh yes.

Bunmei Ibuki, former LDP secretary general, was appointed as finance minister, former Chief Cabinet Secretary Kaoru Yosano as economic and fiscal policy minister and Toshihiro Nikai, former LDP General Council chairman, as economy, trade and industry minister.

One unfortunate casualty of the day was ‘Killer’ Kunio Hatoyama, self-confessed al-Qaeda associate, seen here looking terribly dignified and taking his job seriously. After sterling work as the Justice Minister, and creating a new record of signing 13 death warrants in just 10 months in office, he’s replaced by Okiharu Yasuoka.

The Prime Minister later described the new Cabinet as ‘the Cabinet for realizing peace of mind’ (perhaps a little optimistic), going on to say “its mission is to carry out political measures” (perhaps a little obvious).

Pressed on the likelihood of an imminent election, Fukuda said ”The social and economic situations now require us to carry out politics, rather than discussing the lower house dissolution.” So that’ll be a hopeful ‘No’ then.

When asked about the much-discussed hike in consumption tax he told reporters “while fiscal rehabilitation will not be brought about without the sales tax, it is necessary to fully explain to the public how to deal with the issue.” Not consult or discuss, you’ll notice. Explain. Meanwhile, the new Justice Minister says the death penalty must be kept because the public support it. Yay for public opinion – good for back up when you need it, completely irrelevant the rest of the time.

For a full list of the new Cabinet, click here for the Kyodo rundown.

or yet another entry in my long series of crap that no one reads

in response to the horrible stabbing spree in akihabara, tokyo, japan a few weeks ago the japanese national police agency has once again shown why policy changes proposed during the height of public panic and tragedy have such a reputation for being well thought out, logically consistent, and effective in practice.

it has been decided that the most effective way to prevent such incidents from happening in the future is to help strengthen the familial and social bonds within japanese communities to reduce feelings of alienation and bitter isolation in the nation’s citizenry. to educate citizens on what to watch for in individuals that might indicate possible instability and what to do. to take steps to decrease the stigma associated with mental illness and the shame which prevents families and friends from reporting strange behavior to get counseling and medication for their loved ones. to increase the penalties for those who commit violent crime, and to revamp laws to favor self defense and empower people to stop criminals like this before hostile situations get further out of hand. all while recognizing that no matter what legislation is enacted, not all murders can be prevented or tragedies averted.

no, i’m just kidding, they want to ban double bladed knives and increase the restrictions on guns. to quote the article:

A panel of legal and other experts has submitted a report to the National Police Agency, saying daggers and other double-edged knives should be banned “to prevent their use in serious crimes. Such knives are “originally intended for stabbing and are highly dangerous…The panel…also recommends tightening laws on firearms

obviously all such incidents and stabbings could be prevented if only the authorities only took away every dagger, hunting, bowie, butterfly, switchblade, exacto and pocket knife, church key, and letter opener in the country. maybe they could melt them down into a healing image of hello kitty to commemorate the loss of lives in akihabara. i mean its not like people could find an alternative murder weapon. or that single edged knives could possibly hurt anybody. or that any of these blades have legitimate uses besides stabbing people. or that knives in japan are already regulated to help prevent crimes like this. or that those laws failed to prevent this massacre. or…

while they’re at it why not just outlaw the wedge? it is after all the most evil of the simple machines.

and i think we can all make the logical conclusion that a madman running down innocent people in a car, then getting out of the car and stabbing others with a knife until stopped by a heroic group of officers carrying firearms, is really an issue resulting from lax gun regulation and slap on the wrist gun crime laws. we all know that had hunting rifles been illegal the aum attack would never had happened. and if paintball guns didn’t exist, neither would takuma. seriously though, wtf?

i guess they’ll be coming after video games next. it would complete the trifecta of stupidity after all. if only children weren’t allowed to see violence they wouldn’t be violent, etc., etc.

but if japan wants to insist on banning items that can be used as weapons and strengthening laws on items already restricted then i’ll help them with my own non-comprehensive list of things to be banned.

i think this would be a good start, murder would probably vanish, and the ignored mentally ill would most likely join hands and sing songs under a rainbow.

Japan has been undergoing a “Miyazaki Prefecture Boom,” lately, thanks to its governor, former TV comedian Sonomanma Higashi, a discovery of director/comedian Takeshi Kitano, who appeared on Takeshi’s Castle for years.

The TV comic gave up his career as a “talent” to run for governor of this rural prefecture last year, winning despite having no backing from any political party.

Since taking office, he’s shaken things up quite a bit, using his celebrity status to shed light on the wasteful construction projects that plague rural Japan and trading in his official governor’s vehicle for a hybrid. Now, his face adorns dozens of products that contain ingredients from the prefecture, and it seems you can’t go into a shop without seeing his face smiling up at you.

Miyazaki is located in the southeast corner of the southernmost island of Kyushu, one of the early centers of Japanese civilization due to its proximity to China and the Korean Peninsula, and it’s famous for mangoes, the off-season training camp for the Tokyo Giants, and a sprawling resort called SEAGAIA, which recreated a tropical beach under an 85 acre dome, although it was closed last year due to the inability of the operators to make a profit.